The nerve.........THE NERVE....
If I get a time machine, I'm gonna get Young Lucas to talk to his current self.
Future Lucas: George, I am your future self. I've come with terrible news from the future!
George: OH no! What is it? Nuclear war?
Future Lucas: No, it's not that. It's-
George: Global famine?
Future Lucas: No, it's nothing like tha-
George: Is it my family? Does someone I love die horrib-
Future Lucas: No! Just listen! It's your movie, George. It's Star Wars.
George: Oh. That movie I was thinking of making. What about it?
Future Lucas: Well, you make the movie, and-
George: I do? That's great!
Future Lucas: Yeah, but....no. Listen. You make the movie, right? But there's a scene where Han is supposed to shoot Greedo, but years later you change it so that it's the other way around.
George: Oh. Why would I do that?
Future Lucas: Well, years later you decide to revisit the movie, and you make some new changes.
George: Wait. So the movie is still popular, even years later?
Future Lucas. Huh? Uh...yeah. Yeah, it's...kind of a big deal.
George: Really? That's fantastic!
Future Lucas: Yeah, but that's not the point! The point is-
George: How successful is it?
Future Lucas: Oh..uh...there's several sequels made. Some cartoons...another set of movies...
set of movies?!
Future Lucas: Uh..yeah. And merchandise...
George: Wow! That's incredible!
Future Lucas: Yes, but, you're not listeni-
George: So I must be pretty rich, huh?
Future Lucas: Uh...yeah, you're worth...like...three billion dollars...
Future Lucas: Yeah, but...uh...wow. I...It is pretty sweet, actually. Huh!
I did not see that coming.
George: You're telling me!
They then proceed to laugh, and high five, and rock out to some Zeppelin.