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Bruce's Abbreviation Troubles

It begins.

It's time to get the old crew back together. Someone put on the "W" signal. We need to round up the usual suspects. Kingmob, Empire X, Mike Tyson, the Veidt Method are currently missing in action. Broken Finger and Vynson are still at large.

Watchmen Comic Movie Members....assemble!

Ah, Canadians

Stop trying to sound like you've seen the movie In Time. We get it, it was a movie that was made and released... but that doesn't mean you've seen it! This is like if somebody says "hey, did you see that hot air balloon?" and somebody else answers "No, I must have missed it." I, for one, am sick and tired of people posting in this thread about movies they have just seen, it's almost like they think this is a thread where we talk about movies! I will not tolerate this kind of behavior anymore. I'm pretty sure the purple is implied

Dr. Brooklyn: *rape face*

The English Language: NOOOOO PLEEAAAAAASE NOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Future Lucas: George, I am your future self. I've come with terrible news from the future!

George: OH no! What is it? Nuclear war?

Future Lucas: No, it's not that. It's-

George: Global famine?

Future Lucas: No, it's nothing like tha-

George: Is it my family? Does someone I love die horrib-

Future Lucas: No! Just listen! It's your movie, George. It's Star Wars.

George: Oh. That movie I was thinking of making. What about it?

Future Lucas: Well, you make the movie, and-

George: I do? That's great!

Future Lucas: Yeah, but....no. Listen. You make the movie, right? But there's a scene where Han is supposed to shoot Greedo, but years later you change it so that it's the other way around.

George: Oh. Why would I do that?

Future Lucas: Well, years later you decide to revisit the movie, and you make some new changes.

George: Wait. So the movie is still popular, even years later?

Future Lucas. Huh? Uh...yeah. Yeah, it's...kind of a big deal.

George: Really? That's fantastic!

Future Lucas: Yeah, but that's not the point! The point is-

George: How successful is it?

Future Lucas: Oh..uh...there's several sequels made. Some cartoons...another set of movies...

George: Another set of movies?!

Future Lucas: Uh..yeah. And merchandise...

George: Wow! That's incredible!

Future Lucas: Yes, but, you're not listeni-

George: So I must be pretty rich, huh?

Future Lucas: Uh...yeah, you're worth...like...three billion dollars...

George: That's...that's...wow!

Future Lucas: Yeah, but...uh...wow. I...It is pretty sweet, actually. Huh! I did not see that coming.

George: You're telling me!


They then proceed to laugh, and high five, and rock out to some Zeppelin.


FIN

Presently, my house is undergoing renovation. New carpeting, new hardwood floors, new paint on every wall, the works.

As I type this, the repainting is currently being done by a couple of very old friends. My family has hired them as handymen for years. Also, they're a gay couple.

Now, I should hope that if you know me, you know that I'm a strong supporter of gay rights. I've marched in four Gay Pride Parades, for God's sake. What's more, these two particular gay men are very dear family friends and I love them both.

But still, as grateful as I am for everything that they're doing and everything that they've done for my family, and as tolerant as I am of homosexuals, I still have a line. And that line is sorely being tested by the Celine Dion CD blaring continuously in the background as I type this.

Darwin and Mendel, please give me strength.

EDIT: Not thirty seconds after I submitted this message, the stereo broke. CAN I GET A HALLELUJAH?!

*unbuckles belt*
*undoes trousers*
*pulls down trousers*
*pulls down underwear*
*observes junk*

Ohhhhh, you got me!!

it was tying it into the rape-revenge stories and making light of a verys erious sub-genre that kind of offended me.

it was tying it into the rape-revenge stories and making light of a verys erious sub-genre that kind of offended me.

Oh wow, double classic posted. That's gotta be a new record.

As much as I'd like more girls on the forum, I do maintain that it probably isn't a good idea to let people find out for sure.

Otherwise, things like "sausage dance-a-thon" are said.

wow lol. thats uncanny.
but to defend my fuck ugly face, thats a really bad picture.
cameras hate me.

but yeah even I laughed at that.