Nobody had posted in the thread for six months, and there was no logical reason for Deadpool to make an appearance, but logic rarely rears it's head when wandering through the dreadful pit of drudge that is internet fanfiction, nor internet fanfiction's deformed cousin, forum roleplay. Taking a sip from a slightly warm cup of coacoa, Deadpool started typing about wonderful feats and accomplishments that made his otherwise dreary life as a costumed mercenary seem worlds away from where he was now. After hours of typing, he stepped outside. Ergonomics and whatnot.
A shadow stooped on a nearby rooftop caught his eye, so, instinctively, he grabbed a nearby knife that wasn't there until I mentioned it, and threw it at the unidentified observer. A brief thuf ensued and Deadpool ran over to inspect the body. It was that wily Spirit-wannabe, The Raccoon! "Hey, I know this guy!" yelled Deadpool to absolutely nobody, in a tone of voice that reeked of exposition, "He's Joe Sheldahl AKA NiteOwl's character!"
His joy was interrupted by a rustling in the bushes behind him, which he interrupted in return with several machine gun shots in the rustling's general direction. Inspection revealed it to be the corpse of Teyha Lockra, who by all means seemed to be the story's protagonist! "I wonder why all these characters have all congregated in this area?" Deadpool thought to himself, when he spied across the street a building sporting a banner that read "Watchmen Forum Roleplay Character Convention"
Through the window he saw such characters as the villainous Dhiren Jaeger, the creepy looking Ernestine Friedmann, The boringly innocent Cassidy O’Donnell, and other characters that had hardly made an appearance, like Sophie Brooks, Argus Silva and Alexander Drake. Deadpool examined the structural integrity of the building, and promptly shot a rocket at it for he had determined that that was it's weakness. Flames engulfed the building, and soon an approaching light appeared in the sky. It was the owlship! Rorschach and Nite-Owl had come to save the dying rolepley characters, but before the owlship even got within a hundred feet of the building, Deadpool examined the blueprints of Dan's Owlship, and shot a rocket at it too, because it's weakness was the same as the building's. After making sure that all of the other characters had died for no other reason than a smug asshole's boredom, he returned home to his computer to continue the ecstacy of roleplay.
Smutty, Lord of the Snobbortunity