Today I have spent about 5 to 6 hours searching online for a downloadable copy of Hard to Die
Also, less commonly known as Sorority House Massacre III
This is my second trip looking for this movie. The last trip lasted days and days.
I eventually gave up when I stumbled across some other satisfying B movies.
I expect nothing of Hard to Die except gratuitous gore and lots of T&A.
Though I fear the movie built around such shameless attractions will be so dismally STUPID that it will without a doubt dissapoint the fucking hell out of me. Countless negative reviews have not deterred me so far. Horrible looking previews and bad word of mouth haven't put me off this search. At this point, I think I'm so hellbent on looking for it, simply so I can say I've found it. I would store it on my PS3 and show it off as a shlocky trophy of my internet prowess.
Now, I hope I never find this movie. As it could never live up to my rock bottom expectations. There could not be a pair of tits or a splash of blood so glorious in it as to justify this ridiculous obsession. There is no way it could NOT dissapoint me with all the time I've spent towards it. So now...
I give up. Formally. Officially.
I give up this pointless and sad obsessivly stupid search.
Instead, I am now currently downloading Hard Ticket to Hawaii
and 2019: After the Fall of New York
These movies shall hopefully further inspire me to do what I've wanted to do since I started getting a soft spot for these horribly sleazy movies: Make my own.
As Black Dynamite
was to Blaxsploitation, one day, my own movie will be to the shlocky 70's-80's era-genre of B grade, VHS, bargain bin, action/horror/sci-fi flicks.
It shall be wrought with cliche slasher tropes, infused with the best qualities of cheesy low-rent actioners, and combined with the greatest aspects corman-esque sci-fi.
There shall be bikinis, motorcycles, ninjas, mutants, tacky montage scenes, tacky 80's pop music to accompany said tacky montage scenes... *takes a breath*
There will be big boobs, bigger guns, buckets of gore, vietnam flashbacks, mullets, mohawks, samurai swords, chainsaws, a distinct lack of shaky cam, and a hero who manages to proudly rip-off the T-800, Max Rockatansky, AND Snake Plisskin.
If it all doesn't gel or fit into one film, I'll make it into a damn trilogy!
And if I had it my way... I'd shoot it all on actual film.
Over approximately 7 hours left for these movies to download.
I shall bide my time, less than patiently.