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Who wouldn't like that long yellow coat and that cool pink visor?



Seriously.

Edit: Oh Damn, That's Jubilee.

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"The world is a fine place and worth fighting for." I agree with the second part.

"There's a cello in your house now."

Can we please just get one of them to 10 points so we can move on to the next round?

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This is truly a madhouse. And I'm the lunatic running it. I've spent three years wondering if I should be proud or ashamed.

I beg to differ. One of Steve Roger's greatest traits as a person is his compassion and inability to hurt, even indirectly, an innocent. This is the weakness that Batman would exploit.

As the fight begins, Batman casually mentions to his opponent that he has placed a bomb on an innocent person and that if Cap touches, punches, slings a shield at, or otherwise molests Batman in any way it will trigger the bomb, killing the innocent person.

Unable to risk the life of an innocent, Captain America concedes the fight and Batman wins without throwing a single punch. Batman then reveals the bomb attached to himself because he, in fact, is the innocent person of whom he was speaking.

I didn't create this scenario, by the way. This is how Batman defeated Superman in the Man of Steel limited series.

Captain America isn't a pussy, though. He would probably see through Batman's tactic and punch him in the face anyway.

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As long as he doesn't know Batman, I don't see why that tactic wouldn't work.

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"The world is a fine place and worth fighting for." I agree with the second part.

"There's a cello in your house now."

Captain America would not take the chance of indirectly harming an innocent person. His state of pussy-hood (or lack thereof) doesn't even come into play. I agree he would punch Batman in the face (if only on general principle), but only after the fight was over and Batman revealed his trick.

But think about it, the last thing any superhero will do is harm innocent people. The Cap doesn't need to know Bats to know that he won't kill.

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How does Cap know that Batman isn't a villain? He could be judging by the way he dresses.

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"The world is a fine place and worth fighting for." I agree with the second part.

"There's a cello in your house now."

Seriously, I don't think Cap would fall for that, he would probably throw his shield to hit Bat's arms, breaking them probably, thus rendering him unable to hit the trigger, then Cap could move in see the bomb and then beat the shit out of Batman

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@RealSlimCAvery

Captain America would not take the risk of harming an innocent person. If anyone thinks he would, they need to try reading a Captain America comic book.

Batman would easily dodge the shield, anyway.

I love Captain America, but this fight was over before it started.

It's not an impossible situation, but it's a little fucking hard for it to happen !

For Captain America to be in that situation, he would've needed to be studied before hand, Batman would need to take his precious time trying to dig as much as he can about Captain America and try to determine a strategy to defeat him.

But if Cap and Bats walked out of a bar and suddenly thought that they hated each other...........then I think Bats would be in A LOT of trouble.

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Agreed, Batman can beat guys like Superman because he's known him for like 40 years (of comics) Same as Green Lantern and all these other guys. If Some one like Dr. Manhattan just grabbed Bats and grabbed Cap and put them in an arena... Cap would destroy batman before the bell finished ringing

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@RealSlimCAvery

You have just described Batman's longstanding modus operandi. This is exactly what Batman would do, just like he did for every member of the Justice League back in the early issues of JLA by Grant Morrison.



Why wouldn't Batman have been capable of studying Captain America? Are there ground rules for interdimensional spying? Why would Dr. Manhattan care who won a fight between two universes of which he is not even a part? Has Manhattan suddenly been written by Jim Shooter?

ROUND 1 OVER: Batman beats Captain America, 10-6.

For the next round, out of the suggestions in this thread... as tempting as it is to go with Dr. Manhattan against Jesus, I personally find the Kitty Pride/Robin match to be much more interesting.

Let Round 2 begin!

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This is truly a madhouse. And I'm the lunatic running it. I've spent three years wondering if I should be proud or ashamed.

As much as I love Kitty (she's my second favorite X-person and favorite female of Marvel) robin would win because he's a highly trained fighter, Kitty just uses her powers to get out of jams or Colossus/Wolverine comes and helps her out. Robin has proven he can fight off people with no more powers than being bad ass.

Robin ftw.

Also, which robin are we talking? For the sake of us being nerds can we have it be this robin



so we can have us a good ole' fashioned cat fight? No pun intended.

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@RealSlimCAvery

As soon as Robin (any) makes contact with Kitty, Kitty phases them both underground and leaves Robin stuck (just like she did with Emma Frost). Kitty wins easily.

Superpowers beats not having superpowers. I vote Kitty.

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"Heard them Walthers like to jump some" "As will you, with one in your elbow."

Seems like somebody has forgotten about LOST !

I don't know much about Kitty Pride, I need to read X-Men SERIOUSLY (turns on the Smutty signal), but if I had to vote, I'd say Kitty, her powers are more than adequate to a match like this.

Let it be known, Robin is not Batman, he/she wouldn't trick her and he/she wouldn't use some really cool "anti-kitty" gadget.

Robin would just try to land a punch, and after getting tired and frustrated, he/she would falter and eventually be defeated.

what about this as the next fight ? --> Ozymandias VS Wolverine

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"The world is a fine place and worth fighting for." I agree with the second part.

"There's a cello in your house now."

what ? You're the guy who pairs up his action figures in the epic battleground that is your sheets

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